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                        Jack the Slimy proprietor since 1634.

                              All stories here were written by Cpt. Crash


"As ye all know very well, Tortuga is th' meetin' place fer th' worst scums ever to set sail on th' seven seas. Murderers, cutthroats, traitors, men slaughteres, thieves - that's us - th' Brotherhood. Some say we'd sell 'r own mothers fer a coupla pesos, but it ain't true. I'd sell 'er fer at least 50, that's sure as my sabre's sharp."

"About th' first thing I do after dockin' in Tortuga is to go to th' tavern an' listen to the bold tales of th' other dirty rotten pirates like me. A good friend of mine, one of my retired officers, Jack the Slimy runs me tavern fer me - Ye House of Pyrates. Ye can always enjoy some rum in 'ere and a whore or three, so consider yerself invited, buddies, that's sure as the blood is red." - Captain Crash, 1635.

Here be some 'o me yarns fer ye...

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Stories 1 - 5
Stories 6 - 10
Stories 11 - 15
Stories 16 - 20
Stories 21 - 23
 
The Lost Tales of Cpt. Crash
 
Ye House of Pyrates - Closed Down
 
 

Tortuga - The Silver Sloop - Captains Ship - Log Book - Pyrate Artikles - How Scurvy Bastids Play Cutthroats! - The Game